Roadside Artisan Lover Mugs

'Slow down George, I don't like the way that idiot is weaving all over the road.' (A guy on the road weaving a basket).

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Lovely dovetail."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Cheesemaker

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

William Morris

"I can’t bear the self-satisfied unless I’m self-medicated."

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

Now at the Farmers' Market

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

En Pointe.

Glass Production

'Is this high enough?'

'Food,drinks,rightwing politics'

Home Made Jam - Jailhouse Rock

'I always feel you just can't beat something home-made.'

Artisanal Milk