Roadside Artisan Lover Prints

'Slow down George, I don't like the way that idiot is weaving all over the road.' (A guy on the road weaving a basket).

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Lovely dovetail."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Cheesemaker

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

William Morris

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

"I can’t bear the self-satisfied unless I’m self-medicated."

"Can't beat that super glue for sticking power, huh?"

Now at the Farmers' Market

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

En Pointe.

I can't find the artisanal Pop-Tarts.

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

Glass Production

'Food,drinks,rightwing politics'

'Is this high enough?'

Home Made Jam - Jailhouse Rock

'I always feel you just can't beat something home-made.'

Santa's Workshop: Elves' Artisan Co-Op

Artisanal Milk