Road Trip Songster Prints

'Cattle Driver.'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Better times ahead.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"Valet park only"

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

Roads with a view.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

Scenic selfie site

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

Get ready ... Get set ...

Parts of an automobile

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

The Electric Car

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

Way to go

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

Route 666

Reason #149 for making sure the whole family wears seat belts: It helps keep the kids quiet.

'Stop when you see a clean lake.'

'I spy with my little intelligence gathering app...'

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

Artists draw speed lines next to their car.

Pick a direction.

Subway Chanteys

'A new cash crop for Alabama'

Not a happy camper.