Road Trip Storyteller Prints

As the crow flies cab co.

Give us a ride and be able to drive in the car pool lane.

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Airplane food

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

Farts.

Reason #149 for making sure the whole family wears seat belts: It helps keep the kids quiet.

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

Route 666

"Who wants to go first?"

The aviation experts come out to play

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Couple driving through a tunnel and coming out with a bear in their car.

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

Monster Souvenir

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''