Road Trip Storyteller Prints

As the crow flies cab co.

Give us a ride and be able to drive in the car pool lane.

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Airplane food

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

Get ready ... Get set ...

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

Farts.

The aviation experts come out to play

Couple driving through a tunnel and coming out with a bear in their car.

Reason #149 for making sure the whole family wears seat belts: It helps keep the kids quiet.

"Who wants to go first?"

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

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