Road Trip Runaway Prints

Turkey on the run.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Better times ahead.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Sister Cities

Street signs you don't want to see.

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

Roads with a view.

Unrest Area.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'I think we have some stowaways.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Confused drivers

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

Talking car "Are we there yet?"