Dealing With A Runaway Prints

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"I think we should see other people."

Nannies Of The Old West

Goose escapes the tv.

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

"I woke up in a tattoo parlor in Tijuana. You can imagine my surprise."

Hardly Likely.

'Guarding the house was alright, but I left him when he wanted me to become an attack dog...'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

Turkey on the run.

'Obedience school was just not for me: I ran away...'

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

"I'm not 'looking to further my toxic agenda' I'm just telling you it's your bedtime."

You are here.

hitchhiking turkey - Escaping the Holidays

"Every time it comes on I feel like leaving the house."

Boy running away from home (a lighthouse).

House Hold Accident

"Well, it's not my fault you decided to get a body piercing in the area. Now, get undressed and go through the scanner again."

"Oh, we don't worry about the kids moving back in with us. We didn't leave a forwarding address."

'Wish me luck, mother. We are off to get married.'

My condo association wants me to run for the board. My landlord wants me to run for the border.