Road Trip Foodie Prints

Bagels, burgers, pizza, donuts, everything I eat is round like a wheel, maybe because I'm always driving!

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Kardiff.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

How am I abducting?

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'Is this still America?'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Be open to help.