Road Racing Enthusiast Gifts

Chris Froome

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'Stress'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"On your mark! Get set!"

The relay race

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Grim reaper ambulance

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Cars at the drive in.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Pamplona 500

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

Athlete being chased by a dog.

A number of runners run through police tape.

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'