Road Police Pillows

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

Police Feline Unit

Please Drove Carefully.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Come out with your fins up!'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Better times ahead.

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Family traits.

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

Steep learning curve ahead.

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Bedroom Traffic Control

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

'It's a slow trap.'