Road Engineers Pillows

Unable to afford repairs the Department of Transportation simply relabeled poorly maintained roads as Historic Routes.

Mountainside zebra crossing for mountaineers.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Street signs you don't want to see.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Any references?"

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"It's a hybrid!"

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

A series of Exit signs.

Traffic calming ahead.

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

Attention: Speed Troughs

L.A. Transfer

HS2 time bomb...

The Train to Nowhere

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

Speed Bumps.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Do not pass.