Road Engineers T-Shirts

Unable to afford repairs the Department of Transportation simply relabeled poorly maintained roads as Historic Routes.

Mountainside zebra crossing for mountaineers.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Street signs you don't want to see.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"Any references?"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"It's a hybrid!"

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

A series of Exit signs.

Traffic calming ahead.

HS2 time bomb...

Attention: Speed Troughs

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

Speed Bumps.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

Do not pass.

Cars.