Road Comic Prints

I still don't see how these 'hand free' laws make you any safer...

I fart more than that!

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Can't read 'SLOW'.

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

The Moo-Walk

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Hamlet, Chicken of Denmark: 'to cross, or not to cross'

Fat Biker: 'Maybe I shouldn't trust this bridge that much.'

Danger Loose Chippings

My mum was telling me they have some wild Christmas parties round here!

'This car drives so smooth it feels like we're flying.'

'Drop dead gorgeous.'

Road works sign - 'Men working out'.

'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

Policeman Falling Off Bicycle

30 MPH When Flashing

"Pull up past the armadillo."

Reckless Driver Ahead...

Clancy: Pedestrians

'The good thing about one way streets, is you can only get hit from the rear.'

Man, bike, chicken, crossing the road.

You were speeding!

"I'm convinced. . . we're in New York City."

"Hmmm... How can I blame this on her?!"

(Deer) xing.

'He chases cars and the other day he caught a Prius and simply ruined it!'

"I think you can take either lane, dear."

'Holier-Than-Thou Lane'

"How ironic."

No Radio on Board