River Tubing Gifts

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Man fishing with large bait

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Greenwich in the Season'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Fishing direction sign.

"Streaming"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

Dam it all

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

Busking during a pandemic

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"Wanna come up to my place?"

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

Fishing Contest

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'I said I live in a boathouse not a houseboat.'

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'