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Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling

Tension filled the tent.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"He loves his leaf blower."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'The grudge match.'

An Archeologic Dig

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

"Jones ... don't use that 'I'm only human' excuse with me again!"

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."

Canoes

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crowds on Putney Bridge

Monica Seles

I know you are, but what am I? Huh? Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. I'm ready for the return of school. My mom says you're just jealous.

You throw poop like a girl.

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

'How'm I doin'?'

"Pickleballers – one mile away."

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

"Woof is not a word."

"They say jogging is the top sport today..."

'I'm afraid we're going to ask you to take a urine test, David'

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

EuroSoccer Kick-off.

Ha Ha! Better Luck Next Time.

Woman bragging about her big fish, husband with small fish.

"Will you stop saying I hit a birdie on that last hole! Is it my fault that bird flew into the path of my ball?"