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"I know they're our competitors, Benson, but aren't you going a bit over the top?"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'Man...You age great!'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

You're on, caller. What's your problem?! The Oscars were so very, very boring. You decided to sit in front of your tv for four hours watching rich people give themselves awards. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE ENTERTAINED, LOSER! They're coming out with a new show called "Watching Celebrities Cash Their Checks." You'd probably enjoy that. Get professionally berated at asksadie@rudypark.com.

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

Chicken

"Yes, a table for three: me, him and his ego."

Trash-talkin' artists

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

"I still hate you."

"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"

Fighting Gondoliers.

"Oh stop judging me, Gerald!"

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you overcook the salmon?"

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

"I think you have to leave it in for ten minutes per pound."

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

Baseball Angels

'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.'

'I don't hassle you about YOUR comfort foods.'

Go Favre

Leaf Blower Showdown.