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'This certainly beats lunch at the desk.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Love me little, love me long.'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Tic-tac-toe

"Just being proactive."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Moliere

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

Charles Dickens.

Fight on the top

Bleak House

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

C Day Lewis.

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'I hate snowboarders!'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.