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'This certainly beats lunch at the desk.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Love me little, love me long.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Tic-tac-toe

"Just being proactive."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Moliere

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Fight on the top

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I hate snowboarders!'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"