Ritual Retail Enthusiast T-Shirts

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"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Sale.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

R.C.I.A.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

SupermarketAwful Market.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Our giant sale now on!'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

"I've been window-shopping..."

Brick and Mortar

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

'Look, another Now Available store is opening! Maybe yo could get a job there. They seem to be opening stores all over town!'