Risk-taker On Thin Ice T-Shirts

'What matter an inch or two of surface-water, if the ice be still sound undernaeth!'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

The fate of the emigrant

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Pilot with champagne.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Marco ..."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

On the brink.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'I don't like to take chances.'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Breakthrough

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom