Risk Regulation Enthusiast Gifts

'Well I think we've nearly broken the back of this 'risk assessment..'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

Non-metric speak your weight machine

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

'I'm screwed...'

'Should I buy or sell?'

'The lobbyists' bucks stop here'

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

"Of course not everyone believes in all the health and safety rules....Jim here thinks it's all complete nonsense!"

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

'We want someone who's willing to take risks.'