Risk-loving Analyst Mugs

"Don't think of them as terrorist states. Think of them as terrorist markets."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

'I'm screwed...'

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

'Should I buy or sell?'

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

'We want someone who's willing to take risks.'

"Perkins, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks."

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

"Look! Another non regulated bank!"

Land Sale

'Great. Now that I've got a better idea of your tolerance for risk, I have a few investments to recommend.'

"Hold on. To avoid getting sued, I'll have to run it by legal."

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

"Fortunately, we're in the market for the thrills, not the money - right, Mr. Franjola?"

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'

"Hello, we're Mathers, Thorpe and Beneke. Can your husband come out and play the market?"

Falling Mountain Climber.

"If you aren't adverse to risk, I can put you in an attractive Ponzi scheme."