Risk Avoider Mugs

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

It's not that Ned is superstitious...but rather, he doesn't take unnecessary risks!

Lemmings look over a cliff at a safety net

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

The fate of the emigrant

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Pilot with champagne.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Marco ..."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

On the brink.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'I don't like to take chances.'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Breakthrough

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'