Rip-off Reveler Pillows

"This charge is for your monthly service fee and this charge is because you didn't have it."

You're the olive in my martini

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Jenga!!!

My own museum.

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

Should I be encouraged by your robe, your honor? No. It's just laundry day. Have a nice verdict.

Santana Claus

Happy Hour at Harry's

I think we're alone now!

The Easter Bunny in August

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

1619: Valentine's Day

Speleologist

Valentines

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

"Genuine? Of course it's genuine...zirconia."

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

No Smoking in the Castle

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

"Did you like Ike and all that?"

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

Cookery books 'Delia Smith' 'Psyche-Delia smith'

'I'm confused!'

Bar. "Unwind"? I thought you were solar-powered.

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

'I see a labor union dispute coming.'

Zoom Wedding Crasher