Riot Predictor T-Shirts

'I see your future ... it's gonna be a riot!'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Fenwick is here with a dire warning about the next bubble to burst.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"I'll be right back."

doom.com

"Says here that 50 baboons escaped from the Paris Zoo! I think this explains the Nutella riots!"

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

A policeman and protester in the same family.

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

Mr. Science Times

"Do you have any predictions about winter never ending so that my people can rule the world?"

"Of course I'm good at predicting the future. That's why I invested in a desktop."

Psychic Advisor's Hotline. Now Hiring. Tell me, where do you see yourself in five years?

"My back says 'low pressure', my joints say 'cold'and my old UFC injury says 'snow'. Back to you, Katie."

Two doomsayers, one with a sign saying 'The end is near due to global warming' and the other 'The end is near due to nuclear winter'.

"Firstly I'd like to welcome our new board member, Madame Zelda...she'll be managing the futures market."

'How much do you weigh?'

"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."

Old Moore's Timetable

'And this is Fred, our Senior Strategic Planner. He sees around corners most of us don't even know are there!'

"Armageddon? Aren't you the one who was saying the sky was falling?"

"Impressive brawl skills."

"And here's the office of Mister Sloane, the company's new futurist."

"Do I have time to run to the store?"

The rioter's head-quarters

"Sorry, but my WiFi is down."

"It says, 'Someday you will die.'"