Riot Predictor Pillows

'I see your future ... it's gonna be a riot!'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Fenwick is here with a dire warning about the next bubble to burst.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

doom.com

"I'll be right back."

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

A policeman and protester in the same family.

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

Mr. Science Times

"Of course I'm good at predicting the future. That's why I invested in a desktop."

"Do you have any predictions about winter never ending so that my people can rule the world?"

Two doomsayers, one with a sign saying 'The end is near due to global warming' and the other 'The end is near due to nuclear winter'.

"Firstly I'd like to welcome our new board member, Madame Zelda...she'll be managing the futures market."

'How much do you weigh?'

The rioter's head-quarters

"Impressive brawl skills."

'And this is Fred, our Senior Strategic Planner. He sees around corners most of us don't even know are there!'

"Armageddon? Aren't you the one who was saying the sky was falling?"

"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."

Old Moore's Timetable

"And here's the office of Mister Sloane, the company's new futurist."

"Sorry, but my WiFi is down."

"It says, 'Someday you will die.'"

Ignorance Begets chaos