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"I'm sorry, sir - The person who handles your account ran off to Rio de Janeiro."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Concert Pianist.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Angel Music

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."