Ringtone Rebels Pillows

'I never should have downloaded that Mafia ring tone.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

'It seems your heart replaced the 'Boom-Boom' beat with a funny ringtone!'

"I understand your cell phone is ringing. The 'Mexican hat dance'. That's my ring!"

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

Suddenly, God wondered if Saint Andrew had a cooler cellphone than him.

'If it's not stolen, you wanna explain the 'Meow' ringtone?'

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

Man awoke by phone in a dream

"Honey! That 'meow' ringtone’s gotta go!"

"It's a retro ring."

Catcall.

Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'

Not-particularly-easy-listening radio.

"Your call is important to us - but not important enough...."

"That ringing in your ears. . . have you tried changing your ring tone?"

Doctors' ringtones that flopped: Croak, Croak