Ringtone Rebel Pillows

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Maybe you shouldn't use a phone during a demolition derby.'

"I always try to answer my phone by the fifth note."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"I gotta be me!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Blues artis's daily list

"I really got used to working from home."

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Levon Helm

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

BBC radio one... Please Leave Your Brain at the Door

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.

"Sorry, lady, we gotta quit for the day. Our radio broke."

'I'm running into lots of trouble with my ambition to be a shock jock.'

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

"Sleazy listening FM. We always lower the tone."

The dangers of drumming.