Ringtone Designer Pillows

Doctors' ringtones that flopped: Croak, Croak

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

'It seems your heart replaced the 'Boom-Boom' beat with a funny ringtone!'

"I understand your cell phone is ringing. The 'Mexican hat dance'. That's my ring!"

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

Suddenly, God wondered if Saint Andrew had a cooler cellphone than him.

"I assigned everyone a different ringtone."

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

'If it's not stolen, you wanna explain the 'Meow' ringtone?'

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

Man awoke by phone in a dream

Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'

"It's a retro ring."

Catcall.

As punishment for not cleaning up his room, Zach's parents rigged his cell phone to play nothing but Barry Manilow songs when it rang.

"Honey! That 'meow' ringtone’s gotta go!"

Woman covered in bling listening to her mobile's blingtone.

Nokia tunes.