Ringtone Critic Pillows

'He's nice for an old guy, but that Lawrence Welk ring tone of his creeps me out.'

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

'It seems your heart replaced the 'Boom-Boom' beat with a funny ringtone!'

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

"I understand your cell phone is ringing. The 'Mexican hat dance'. That's my ring!"

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

Suddenly, God wondered if Saint Andrew had a cooler cellphone than him.

'If it's not stolen, you wanna explain the 'Meow' ringtone?'

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

"I assigned everyone a different ringtone."

Man awoke by phone in a dream

Catcall.

As punishment for not cleaning up his room, Zach's parents rigged his cell phone to play nothing but Barry Manilow songs when it rang.

Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'

"It's a retro ring."

"Honey! That 'meow' ringtone’s gotta go!"

Woman covered in bling listening to her mobile's blingtone.

Nokia tunes.

For safety reasons we recommend you use traditional ring tones when programming your phone.