Ringtone Critic Prints

'He's nice for an old guy, but that Lawrence Welk ring tone of his creeps me out.'

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

'It seems your heart replaced the 'Boom-Boom' beat with a funny ringtone!'

"I understand your cell phone is ringing. The 'Mexican hat dance'. That's my ring!"

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

"I assigned everyone a different ringtone."

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

Suddenly, God wondered if Saint Andrew had a cooler cellphone than him.

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

'If it's not stolen, you wanna explain the 'Meow' ringtone?'

Man awoke by phone in a dream

"It's a retro ring."

Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'

"Honey! That 'meow' ringtone’s gotta go!"

Catcall.

"That ringing in your ears. . . have you tried changing your ring tone?"

For safety reasons we recommend you use traditional ring tones when programming your phone.