Rings Gifts

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Teenagers!'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"It was her mothers"

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"As soon as I've seen my shrink you can have your rings back."

"Don't be alarmed, sir. Just a precaution we always take."

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

'He has a great left hook,'

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"I think he had the idea he was looking at costume jewelry."

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'For me,,, How thoughtful'

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'