Ring Side Observer Pillows

'I can't count to ten, can you?.'

'The circle is complete!'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Rapunzcow

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Astronaut Selfie.

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

You Know You're Old When...

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"I'm liking it already!"

Spider watching his web cam.

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'That's not a towel - that's a rag! You have to throw in a towel!'

"Natural selection in action."

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

"So, you want to go see that new movie about the fictional insane clown?"

'Would you like fries with that?'

"I'm going to feed the snakes!"

Hunters play poker while a moose watches.

Cat Yoga.

Whale Watch - Cow Watch.

"Are you going to eat that?"

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

"Actually, it was an excellent year for bottom feeders."