Ring Side Observer Pillows

'I can't count to ten, can you?.'

'The circle is complete!'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Rapunzcow

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Astronaut Selfie.

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

You Know You're Old When...

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Spider watching his web cam.

"I'm liking it already!"

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

'That's not a towel - that's a rag! You have to throw in a towel!'

"Natural selection in action."

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

Envy in the Animal Kingdom

Whale Watch - Cow Watch.

Hunters play poker while a moose watches.

"I'm going to feed the snakes!"

'Would you like fries with that?'

"Are you going to eat that?"

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

"Actually, it was an excellent year for bottom feeders."