Ring-side Seeker Pillows

'Excuse me, I think I've been wrongly seated.'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Bird Symbol Hunting

Gulliver's other travels.

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

Hug Your Boss (Use the Opportunity for the Power of Suggestion).

Get a life

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"Are you willing to relocate?"

How symbols are chosen for equations

Stonehenge Imitation

No Loitering

The dove of peace

"It's your mother calling."

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

"No, I don't recycle."

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

'That's not a towel - that's a rag! You have to throw in a towel!'

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

'Prophetic dream, no chance! You lying on a plate, surrounded by vegetables? That can only be symbolic.'

The hard part is figuring which ones are the emoticons.

"That's way out of my price range..."

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

They migrate here each summer in search of water.

Jack and Jill Find Vending Machine