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"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

'Teenagers!'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"So, what are you reading?"

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"It was her mothers"

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'He has a great left hook,'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

Sure, it's just to find the royal remote, but a quest is a quest, Ernie!

"Don't be alarmed, sir. Just a precaution we always take."

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

"Yes, it is a beautiful ring, Derek. It looks just like the one from the big jewellery heist, last week."

'I watch shows I don't like because I can't find the remote.'

"That chocolate concha looks delicious, Carmen! There's only one special ingredient missing. An engagement ring."

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'For me,,, How thoughtful'

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

'There's a wizard, three hobbits and an elf out here inquiring about a ring.'

'Lovely diamond, but it's the wrong size. . . I take a four carat.'

'Do you have something that says possessive but afraid of commitment?'