Ring Admirers Mugs

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Jurassic Ark

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"Five minutes, General."

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'We were matched by computer.'

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

"As soon as I've seen my shrink you can have your rings back."

Alan Turing

"This new guy's really good!"

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

'He has a great left hook,'

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

'For me,,, How thoughtful'

"That chocolate concha looks delicious, Carmen! There's only one special ingredient missing. An engagement ring."

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

'Do you have something that says possessive but afraid of commitment?'

'Lovely diamond, but it's the wrong size. . . I take a four carat.'