Rig Operator Pillows

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Oil Workers

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Police film evidence

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'I found another pothole.'

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

A convict escaping during the press scrum

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'That's great! Now hold the label to the front.'

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Couple surrounded by security cameras plus film crew. Man says: 'I find the CCTV is quite intrusive in this area.'

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

"Road? What particular road are we talking about here? You'll have to be more specific..."