Rig Operator Mugs

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Oil Workers

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

If nobody had invented graphics

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Police film evidence

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

'I found another pothole.'

A fly on the wall documentary.

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

'That's great! Now hold the label to the front.'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Couple surrounded by security cameras plus film crew. Man says: 'I find the CCTV is quite intrusive in this area.'

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'