Rifle-wielding Wanderer T-Shirts

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Monkey-artist

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"C’mon, boy. Give it up."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

The Not So Wild West

'Pull...'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"

The Lawman

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"Let's scoot."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

Rattlecornsnake

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

Tonto Casino.

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

Nannies Of The Old West