Gun-toting Outdoorsman T-Shirts

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

"I have no thumbs."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"C’mon, boy. Give it up."

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

"I'm using a silencer!"

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

'Well, Dewey, the world will never be the same. ... the deer have gone nuclear.'

'Another one-get the fillet knife ready ,Hank.'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

'You really do need new glasses!'

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

'See,there's what we are doing wrong.We always stop and look back.'

A Duck hunter has accidentally shot dead Cupid from the sky

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

'Boys, you'll have to leave your guns with me during happy hour.'

Woman watering her plants in the rain.

Dog with a dummy.

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

"You wanted to sleep in bed with us- start proofing these briefs."

Naked man meets bear hunter in the woods.

'How do they feel now?'

Catching a Cloud