Gun-toting Outdoorsman Pillows

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

"I have no thumbs."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"C’mon, boy. Give it up."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

"I'm using a silencer!"

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

'Another one-get the fillet knife ready ,Hank.'

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

'Well, Dewey, the world will never be the same. ... the deer have gone nuclear.'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

'You really do need new glasses!'

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

'Boys, you'll have to leave your guns with me during happy hour.'

Dog with a dummy.

Woman watering her plants in the rain.

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

'See,there's what we are doing wrong.We always stop and look back.'

A Duck hunter has accidentally shot dead Cupid from the sky

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

'How do they feel now?'

Naked man meets bear hunter in the woods.

"You wanted to sleep in bed with us- start proofing these briefs."