Street Scene Pillows

"I have no thumbs."

Pigeon Little

'Come out with your fins up!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"I don't believe in you!"

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

'Follow that cab!'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

Guitarist

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'What's terrifying is, though they walk among us, there's no way to tell science fiction readers from the rest of us.'

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

Joke Shop.

Busking Elephant

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

"A fire hydrant, you say? No, but I'll keep my eyes peeled."

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'If you are going to be a CSI, you can't say yuck at everything you see!'

"Ironically all the guys from the hunting lodge were on the 'Nice' list."

Jo,the crossing-sweeper

Amateurs Night.

Dogs at bar: 'If it weren't for teh food and shelter, I'd never chase another frisbee.'

"What this one? That's me en-suite..."

"Artist's model, huh, anything I might have seen you in?"

"Stop the barking .50"

The unsuspecting American tourist, was unaware he was about to be 'turned-over' by the notorious pick-pocket twins!