Street Scenes Pillows

"Hey, buddy - spare a quarter?"

"A fire hydrant, you say? No, but I'll keep my eyes peeled."

"Excuse me, sir—care to take a moment to check out my new clipboard? Ma'am? I just got a new clipboard. New clipboard, anyone? Anyone?"

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Pigeon Little

"I have no thumbs."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"I don't believe in you!"

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

'Follow that cab!'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Guitarist

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

Busking Elephant

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

Joke Shop.

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

'If you are going to be a CSI, you can't say yuck at everything you see!'

"Ironically all the guys from the hunting lodge were on the 'Nice' list."

Jo,the crossing-sweeper

Amateurs Night.

"What this one? That's me en-suite..."

"It appears the water pressue on the bidet misfired and she blew up like a pufferfish..."

The unsuspecting American tourist, was unaware he was about to be 'turned-over' by the notorious pick-pocket twins!

"Stop the barking .50"

"Hey, folks - assuming everyone is on board, and barring any unforeseen technical glitches - it's showtime."