Rifle-wielding Wanderer Mugs

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Monkey-artist

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"C’mon, boy. Give it up."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

We never roam anymore.

The Not So Wild West

'Pull...'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Bear Signpost.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

The Lawman

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"Let's scoot."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Rattlecornsnake

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Tonto Casino.

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'