Riff Shredder Prints

New music conference

He kept up his guitar practise...

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Eric Clapton.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

The Affordable Shredder

Johnny Winter.

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

Shredder.

Musician plugged into amp.

Tony Iommi

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

My Musical Influences

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

"Since when did my opinions become 'riffs'?"

Musical Mestizo.

Eddie Van Halen.

Santana Claus

It's not a rip in the space-time continuum, Ernie --- Just in the newspaper.

"The food in your pantry may kill you, details tonight...on Eyewitness News!"

Bill Haley

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

my boyfriend's a music producer...

Steve Morse