Riff Shredder Pillows

New music conference

He kept up his guitar practise...

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

The Affordable Shredder

Johnny Winter.

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

Musician plugged into amp.

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

My Musical Influences

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

"Since when did my opinions become 'riffs'?"

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

Musical Mestizo.

Santana Claus

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

my boyfriend's a music producer...

'The sooner you are 'discovered' the better - you're costing your Dad a fortune in electricity!'