Solo Shredder Prints

Eric Clapton.

He kept up his guitar practise...

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

New music conference

"Shred the plank."

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

The Affordable Shredder

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

Johnny Winter.

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

Shredder.

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

Musical Mestizo.

"Condense this down to a series of memes and we'll take another look at it."

Eddie Van Halen.

Homeworking has really been the death of the office party, what do you think?

It's not a rip in the space-time continuum, Ernie --- Just in the newspaper.

"The food in your pantry may kill you, details tonight...on Eyewitness News!"

Bill Haley

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

Not in the mood for human interaction line

Rock on!

'The sooner you are 'discovered' the better - you're costing your Dad a fortune in electricity!'

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

Brother Ernest has been riding a skateboard for years and nobody knew!

"Well, this virtual staff party sucks."

'Cat Heaven.'