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'Ah, my peaceful kneaful, my old nemesis.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Very Difficult Conversations

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

First past the post.

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Lasso

"YOU pass him on the left."

Pet Pony

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

Iron Man Contest

A man selling a horse to an older lady

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Hell's Schlegel

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"Giddyup."