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Women Are Pissed Off At Uber, But Will They Switch To Lyft?

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'Are we broke yet?'

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When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

How do fish get to work?

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

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"Giddyup."

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

"The pensions industry needs to dramatically improve the way we communicate with customers."

"Sorry for the wait. We're a low-overhead crime organization, so when we take someone 'for a ride', we use a ride-sharing service."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

Ubear.

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"Your ride is here."

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I also scheduled a pickup after we finish toiling in the fields. Amish Uber.

He must use Uber. I heard you contact them when you want to be picked up.

"You're the only one I know stilling calling people 'Uber' this and 'Uber' that."

"You must be my Uber ride."

More Entertaining Than Lyft

"He's driving a blue Subaru, looks like he's two minutes away."

"So, how do you like driving for Lyft?"

'The wife will be late I'm afraid-it's my turn for the car today.'

When Car Shares Go Bad

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

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Women Are Pissed Off At Uber, But Will They Switch To Lyft?