Ride-sharing Fan Pillows

"I'm running late, my Uber driver's car broke down."

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

How do fish get to work?

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

The Bus Stop.

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

Tea Cup Ride

Crossing the Road

"Sorry for the wait. We're a low-overhead crime organization, so when we take someone 'for a ride', we use a ride-sharing service."

The little infrastructure that couldn't

Dog putting coin into a 'Leg Ride' machine

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

Batman getting the subway

And coughs by smearing the back of the tongue with paste.

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

"Goodbye, Masked Kid, and thanks for all the help!"

Welcome to Nantucket - Limerick Capital of The World

Bluff Creek