Rich Reflections T-Shirts

"'Ere! I've been readin' about you in the paper. Winnin' £10 million's made you sad, lonely an' bitter!"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"The overthinker"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

Desk at the Horizon

TV-Mirror.

Man tries reaching for the Sun's reflection thinking it is a ball.

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

'You keep asking me to change when I can't remember what from.'

"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

"If every day is a gift, where can I return all of last week?"

Cow and Pig see 'Staff' logo reflected and read it as 'Fats'.

"Yeah, I'm at that awkward age where all my friends are starting families, or rehab."

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

The power of positive affirmations

Soldier in camouflage uniform looking in mirror and he can't see the uniform.

"I'm returning this mirror. It makes me look fat."

"Oh, darn, and just as I was beginning to take charge of my life."

"My, you're in a reflective mood today."

'OK, OK, you got me. YOu just couldn't let it go, could you.'

"To reinforce my diet, the mirror goes on the fridge."

"I think I was happier when I was miserable."

"Life"

Time is a Trap.

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

What men and women see when they look in the mirror.